20 Hilarious Replies to Nasboi's tweet.
20 Hilarious Replies to Nasboi’s tweet.
Brian Jonah Dennis a Facebook influencer, posted a screenshot of Nasboi’s tweet on his Facebook page, alongside his comment.
Nasboi – “If you buy car for babe, few weeks after una break up, you go collect the car?”
Brian Jonah Dennis – “I will not just collect back the car, I will also write to Road Safety to revoke her Drivers License”
You needed to see the funny replies he got.
1. “As a guy from the brotherhood,the car receipt is already in my name she was just enjoying it grooving round town” – Mahmoud Khalil
2. “I can’t give what i will regret. I can’t even loan what i would want back. Before i give you car, just know say na like 365days ago i don dey ponder on am.” – Fidelis Ozuawala
3. “The car is an official material of whoever is occupying that position, please handle with care.” – Amb Odinakachukwu Henry.
4. ” People just make things complex. If na me, as far as i still get documents, i go just carry documents enter bank collect one short-term loan like that use the car as collateral. Of course i no go pay back. I go make sure say I drop location of the owner (driver). Once loan expire, person go collect wotowoto.” – Matthew Idungafa
5. ” I go wait for her to enter express, block her and collect the car.
I go first reason police say I want go recover one of my cars.” – Ekeh Emeka Richard
6. “Better thunder go fire me if I leave the car with her.” – Progress Egerton
7. ” I will collect it remove all the tyres and park it if i have no need for it.” – Prince Nsirim
8. “The car na the official vehicle for the Office of My Girlfriend.As she dey hand over, make she return all properties of the office. E no suppose hard.” – Kue Barinor Paul
9. “My boyfriend way buy me phone,then still collect the phone nko o
We didn’t breakup oo.he just said he wants to use the phone he bought for me.i was lucky someone bought me a phone.if not I for dey phone less.” – Chioma Magnus
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10. “Imagine seeing your Ex girlfriend New boyfriend driving the car you bought for your Ex girlfriend …I don’t know if I’m making sense right now.” – Alex Chino
11. “The hilariously motivational thing about this post is that the usual culprits are not here broke shaming Brian Jonah Dennis in the comment section for having this opinion. Dear God, I pray 2025 is that year for me.” – Adanu Moses
12. “Every property or Asset bought for the “Office of the girlfriend” for smooth running of affairs should be returned not more than 48hrs after termination of contracts. This is to ensure smooth transition and save cost, so Whoever assumes the office as replacement hitherto, shall have full access to those properties which may include but not limited to: Pink Iphone, Benz, Expensive Wigs, etc. Afterwards, both parties are expected to maintain Status Quo antebellum!” – Cyril Owenyie
13. “I go declare the car missing for AIG Zone 5 Headquarters & to all DPO for different Area Commands for the State” – Shi Kelvin Osasumwen
14. ” So una dey buy car for GF?….what a discovery ….a big why e come be as if nah only King Solomon person dey meet since.” – Salome Okafor
15. “See as una dey clap for Brian because say na him talk am if na another person now wey get 5k followers una go drag am tire even call am poor man on top, eye service.” – Adibe Adaobi Nwanyi Herbs
16. “Moral lesson make sure the receipt of the car purchase is in your name, or else you go explain tire inside cell.” – A Peter Oghenerukevwe
17. “Naim make e good to hustle o. So even if they are buying for you they know you can still afford it… which kind yeye embarrassment be that. A gift is a gift. Except you gave it out for a particular reason” – Esther Orisogo
18. “I’ll sell it before I break up with him then tell him stories about the car, Before the break up” – chinonye Ezinwa
19. “Nope. It’s a gift.Taking it makes the person looks childish.Leave it for her, make conscience de judge her. “ – Esther Effiong
20. “Official cars are always returned at the end of every official tenure na.” – Chimdi Ugoala
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Now, over to you.
What would you have done, if you were the boyfriend?
